Pet peeve: donut “wedge eaters”

Posted on July 9, 2007 in These Things Keep Me Up at Night by DM

donut with wedge removedLook, you know you want the donut. We all want the donut. So just stop already with the “cutting off a little piece of the donut and leaving the rest in the box.”

For one thing, it’s dishonest. It says, “This person didn’t have the guts to admit they wanted the donut, so they tried to ease the guilt of having succombed to the want.”

And second, it cheats the rest of us - you know, your co-workers? Some of us unashamedly WANT the donut, and will eat ALL of the donut - except for the fact that you’ve obviously TOUCHED the donut, seeing as how there are no fork-pokes in the top of it.

Don’t mess with the donuts. Eat one, or don’t. But don’t do anything half-assed.

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4 comments to “Pet peeve: donut “wedge eaters””

  1. JodiW on July 9th, 2007 7:40 pm

    LOL - Amen, sista! =-)

  2. DM on July 9th, 2007 9:06 pm

    I *knew* I’d get an amen from someone on this… LOL - thanks Jodi!
    ~ Janet

  3. Steve on July 11th, 2007 2:37 am

    Whoa…a whole new meaning of life! Thanks :D i gotta start creating a religion around this! :)

  4. DM on July 11th, 2007 6:37 am

    LOL Steve - “The Church of the Wedgie Donut” ??? I like it!! :) ~ Janet

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