10 Signs You’re Addicted to the Internet
Posted on November 19, 2008 in Oh I Crack Me Up by DM
You might be addicted to the Internet if…
…you catch yourself speaking the phrase “L-O-L” when someone says something funny to you in person.
…you keep an always-open browser window pointed to the Drudge Report so as not to miss the blinky siren of breaking news.
…you can name a few moonbats as well as a few wingnuts.
…you find you are motivated to leave the house only because you think it might give you something to blog about.
…you refer to a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup as a “great mash-up.”
…you use the following sentence construction at least once a week: “I’m in yer (noun), (verbin’) yer (noun)z.”
…you used to ask mom, now you ask.com.
…you spent Election Night tweeting the funny bits from Wonkette’s Obama live-blog.
…you Tweet the stuff you Digg.
…you understand that ‘tweeting’ has nothing to do with Sylvester or that annoying yellow canary.
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You forgot one–You prefer to listen to out-of-town radio stations on the Internet rather than local stations. (Nebraska fans, anyone? Phil Hendrie fans, anyone? Opie and Anthony fans, anyone?)
Good one, Joel, had not thought of that!